Thursday, October 16
4:30pm

Dear Diary,

Went on the Today Show and discussed Joe the Plumber. After sleeping on the issue last night, have decided that Joe the Plumber can’t be a real plumber. He makes too much money! No plumber that I know makes that much money. And who knows if his name is really Joe! It takes a regular guy to pull off the name Joe. A “Joe Six-Pack,” if I may. Looking forward to bringing back Joe Six-Pack and comparing that to self. Hopefully can make self out to be strong, as six-packs can describe stomach muscles, not necessarily a way to package beer.

Also did best to call McCain out for smearing Barack and me without sounding bitter. Am going on the Jay Leno show tonight… Will discuss that in tomorrow’s diary entry, as he has a very late night show – even for a Joe Six-Pack like me. Also heard that McCain will be on David Letterman at same time… Can’t wait to see that.

Until next time,
Joe Six-Pack