Thursday, October 23
10:30pm

Dear Diary,

Barack is in Hawaii, which means that we’re down one man in the campaign. Which means that this is the time for me to campaign more forcefully. Since we certainly need to keep up the campaigning in the last 2 weeks, I think it only makes sense for me to get out there. Asked David is I could temporarily take over the campaign trail again to reinforce Barack’s message. The conversation was surprisingly short, and am now wondering if I curtailed it a bit at the end.

Me: Hey Dave, I’m thinking it’s time that I really take a stand on the campaign trail, since Barack’s in Hawaii.
David: obama-is-elected/">Haven’t you don’t enough already?
Me: NEVERRRR!!!!!

Still believe the force was necessary, as I am next in line for presidency if Obama should step out, so to speak.

Recently read that Karl Rove was attacked by an activist at some mortgage convention. Hilarious. That guy certainly deserves to be arrested for treason. Can’t believe everything he’s done. Honestly, that guy is evil. Still, was surprised how easily the woman was carried off stage. Probably drunk. Perhaps I can encourage more acts of political indiscretion? Or maybe this is where this generation is going in terms of not-so-peaceful protests…

Until next time,
Joe