Wednesday, January 19th
2:00pm

Dear Diary,

I am so excited that I will have the opportunity to meet the Vice President of China. I hope me and Hu Jintao can be friends. This is the guy who will one day - around 2012 - be the President of the whole country. Oh man, it would be great to find someone who is just like me - professionally, anyway. I wonder what this meeting will bring. I am hoping that with our friendship we can create a coalition to prevent Global Warming, but, we will see.

Until next time,

Joe, the most powerful person in the world next to Obama.